Lorelai: See, now only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head while eating Kung pow chicken. I mean a great lady can even spit the peanuts back into the container without anyone noticing.
Rory: Wow!
Lorelai: Yeah, well don’t be intimidated. You have to practice and practice to get to my level.
Rory: Anyone want the last egg roll?
Dean: Err…no!
Lorelai: Hey, where are you going?
Rory: To get the last egg roll.
Lorelai: Getting the egg roll yourself?
Rory: Yes!
Lorelai: No, ladies never get their own egg rolls, ladies never get their own anything they don’t even get their own ideas.
Rory: Oh Boy!
Lorelai: They just sit helplessly and wait for some young strong man to come by and assist them. They don’t step in puddles, they don’t step over puddles, and they can’t even look at puddles. They actually need to be blindfolded and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles.
Rory: Isn’t there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?
Lorelai: Errno! Now repeat after me „I am completely helpless”.

(Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Ep. 6)

Oi fi fost si eu un castel? Adineauri am spus ca nu-i nicio deosebire intre un castel si o femeie. Cand oi fi devenit castel?

(Dansatoarea de Kabuki, de Sawako Ariyoshi)

Un buton. I hate to say it, but that’s what you are.

(Sa zicem… din folclor?)

PS. Este 3:37.